MEN: THEY DO HAVE FEELINGS...ABOUT SPORTS!
All men, no matter what their age, whine about the same things. Can you imagine a world without men?
There would be no Power Rangers, no wrestling, no wars, and no ESPN. I
It used to be that he who made the gold made the rules.
But now it seems that he who makes the gold rules the remote.
I have nearly sixty years of marital research involving two husbands.
My conclusion is simple:
If it has tires or testicles, eventually you’re going to have trouble with it.
Top Ten Men’s Whines
#1 Money
#2 Jobs and Bosses
#3 Losing Teams
#4 Taxes and Politics
#5 Cable TV
#6 Aging and Fitness
#7 Going Shopping
#8 Gas Prices
#9 Wives and Kids
#10 Mother-in -Laws
Men of every generation whine about the same things.
Men insist they don’t whine.
They “express legitimate concerns.”
At increasing volume.
Whining is difficult for men because it brings them dangerously close to the dreaded F-word.
Not the F-word you’re thinking of.
FEELINGS.
Ask a man how he feels, and he’ll say:
“Fine.”
Ask how his football team looks this season, and he’ll deliver a 45-minute emotional monologue involving hope, betrayal, grief and inadequate coaching.
Men have feelings.
They just assign them to athletic teams.
