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Comic Author January Jones Shares Two Honeymoons

Most women have one honeymoon.
I had TWO official honeymoons, two husbands—and hundreds of unofficial honeymoons.

Whenever Leif and I traveled, he told everyone we were honeymooners.
You receive better service, extra attention, and free drinks.

After we had been married fifty years, people still bought us champagne.
Not because they believed we were newlyweds.

They wanted to hear how we had survived and were still together.

My first honeymoon was with my first husband, Dave, in 1965.

We flew to Switzerland and stayed at the magnificent Dolder Grand Hotel.

It was elegant, romantic, and very sophisticated.

Every evening, we dressed formally for dinner.

A violinist played our song More from Mondo Cane

Our shoes were left outside the door at night and returned perfectly polished in the morning.

I thought, “Marriage is wonderful!

You get romance, music—and somebody else cleans your shoes.”