Comic Author January Jones Thou Shalt Not Whine Ch.! Children: Nature's Original Whiners

20 YEARS AGO...
I wrote a book called Thou Shalt Not Whine: The Eleventh Commandment. My name is January Jones, and I am the original Whine Tester.
Welcome to my latest revised edition, and to my crusade to rid the world of this toxic, easily curable habit for once and for all.

I raised three daughters, so I became an expert on childhood whining.

YOU KNOW, there are thousands of things kids can whine about, but I narrowed them down to the Top Ten.

Kids and whining go together like peanut butter and jelly. I have discovered that most kids can whine about anything, anytime, and anywhere, as long as it will embarrass their parents. Normal children do this all the time because they are experts at never acting normal in public.